🥵 They’re Not Sexy?

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🥵 They’re Not Sexy… BUT They Should Be 

Class actions might not scream romance, action or adventure, but let’s be real – they’re basically the ultimate low-effort, high-reward relationship.

You put in little to no work, and in return, you get paid. What’s not to love?

Why Settlements Are Sexy:

💸 No messy lawsuits. The hard part? Already handled. The case is won, and the money’s on the table – you just have to take a small step to grab it.

Here’s a perfect example directly from a settlement document:

🏆 A win within reach. Skipping a class action payout is like fumbling a QB sneak at the goal line. It’s right there. Just take it.

If you need a some help – like Jalen Hurts’ “tush push” – that’s why CAC is here.

🗣️ You get paid and make a statement. Filing a claim is like that perfect Valentine’s date – you get rewarded and you get to be heard.

That’s like going on the best date where they paid AND listened to you talk all about your amazing job (we’re sure they loved it…).

Moral of the Story?

Settlements are hot. ❤️‍🔥

AND the only thing less attractive than ignoring free money… is forgetting to get your Valentine a gift. 😘

Now go out and crush your Friday.

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IN HUGE APPRECIATION
👏 THANK YOU VISA & MASTERCARD FILERS

THANK YOU for standing up against massive corporate misdeeds.

THANK YOU for choosing to go on this ride with us.

And lastly, THANK YOU for choosing you. Getting you what you deserve is what it’s been about all along.

The big step is done, we’ll let you know what comes next. Stay tuned.

P.S., if we did email you about something – please respond. It’s important. Thanks!

WHAT ELSE TO FILE FOR?
🗃️ The Case Docket

More to file for – check out other settlements that are paying out!

🍨 Breyers Vanilla Ice Cream False Advertising: $8.85M (2/19/25)

🏥 HealthPartners’ Digitial Tracking Tools: $6M (4/7/25)

🥩 Beyond Meat False Advertising: $7.5M (4/14/25)

💊 Walgreens Savings Club Litigation: $100M (4/17/25)

🏙️ One World Ticket Fee Settlement: $975K (4/21/25)

🏘️ Real Estate Commissions: $980M (5/9/25)

Pssst… this is by no means an exhaustive list but we’ll keep you posted as more come up.

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Class Dismissed.
- Mitch